cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

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I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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fingerblaster113:

It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ dicks look like

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